Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Where was it written that all gay men were required to have mentally-ill mothers? FML

THE YEAR 2758

child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH

Exactly

poisonparadise:

Zac Efron in The Paperboy is going to be the death of me.

whoruntheworld-gays:

Oh yeah, tank top tan, from being outside all day haha it looks great….not

dekaohtoura:

me: wow it's cold out here
my mom: 
leah: 
me: there must be some toros in the atmosphere lol
my mom: leah put your stuff in the trunk
leah: fine
me: oh okay